Saturday, 24 September 2016

Full Throttle - story of bikers



I am the one you swear in traffic.
600 km in day is not a big deal for me…
Expensive helmet..Covered body….
Serviced engine.. Noisy silencer..
I am the one who you were in your teenage,
Who starts his race at every signal, and end it at the other…
I am the expensive gear holder, and your dream bike rider..
A MOTORIST , A BIKER, A RIDER, A TRAVELER, A RODIE,


THE THORTTLER
Why am I like this?
 A question everyone has,
                        An answer nobody knows…

Hi DEAR,

                First of all its not “BAAP KA PAISA”, I earn to travel on roads, To fulfill my Bucket list, To give my MEAN MACHINE more power, To Go Places You wish to go but never had the guts … I am here to answer all your questions , Positive and Negative ..
            Before you point at my in city Driving skills, I’d like to Show 3 fingers pointing to you.
Lane no: 1 heavy vehicles, Lane no: 2 LUV’s/MUV’s, Lane no: 3 its mine…,
But You have seen me in the other lanes … why? You know the answer...
and Still (touch wood) I’ve Never met an accident… why ?
………
                RAFTAAR’ is all that you have seen while I drive, Not my passion or the Goosebumps I get while I drive.
That’s MY OXCYTOCIN, The only Adrenaline on which I live , Spreading wings Flying on the Ground…
I Don’t Care if any chic is impressed by it or not, or as you think Is what I drive Fast for …
 I Drive for the Butterflies in my stomach to Fly more, The Blood in my Veins to Pump My heart To a level where I’ll forget this world and get in my own mind space, to forget all tension you Expensive car holders have given me In the office, To Forget That is 22nd of the month, To Forget the one sided love I had and other failed relationships, To get New visuals on the GPS of my mind. To unravel the mysteries hidden in your own city, to know things you never explored, To know more People around you, To Fill my life Novels …,
            STILL you use me more than #Google maps, #zomato ,#makemytrip and #tierAC Tatkal, I am the one you’ll seek In all Your trips – be it for security or for the knowledge of bikes – for all the ‘BHAI yaha pe acha Dhaba konsa hai’.., ‘Bhai itne raat ko beer kaha milegi’.. , ‘I wanna Take My GF on a DATE’.. , ‘Are wo rafi ka gana konsa tha Dharmendra wala’…,‘MOM ko Mandir le jana hai’…, ‘ye lonavla ko short cut kahase hai’…, ‘bhai train late hai-pick up karlega kya’…, ‘Yaar ye Bina mamu wala road kaonsa hai’…, ‘Abe gadi bich me hi band ho gayi !! kya karu !!’…, ‘Ye saste me kapde kaha milenge’…, ‘Bhai goa me Firangi kaha jyada hote hai’…, ‘Are isko pooch ye haina bhatakta rehta hai’… ;(

     _____What This tells You___

I am More Romantic than You since I’ve been to all the date places.. alone..,
I ‘have Better Sense in Clothing than you,
I have a richer Palate for food than you,
of course I m a explorer unlike you,
More Religious than you,
More lawful than you,
Better in Music than you,
More awake, aware & careful than you,
My skills are better than any MBA master’s out there
I am sensible and more prone to people Feeling’s …

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

chapter 1 : The beg in ing..

    To all The people ...
    Who encouraged me ...
    To start a blog..
    To express my WORLD..
    Thank you ...

  This blog contains the Exclusive Views and Things happening To a daily commoner Around Me and You . As Indians We a have Lot to share to the world from movies to travel to products etc.. the blog falls under travel so as to share the stories at different places .
you might find it weird , offensive, dirty, Fake, or vice versa .
But its good to Know how you feel in comments..
That's all for now.. 


1)#Modern Beggar     

   Place :------>

A Bridge that connects to parts of a city

  Unfortunately People like me own a car, that gets degraded after a use of 5 years or so.. The romantic place above is more of a commercial space for car decors in a perfect competition. with the huge response to all the shops here, I was dragged to one of the shops by my friend(Vivek)for the change of seat covers ..
  And as a cheap Indian I had to research 5 shops for the same.
the price range would wary from 3000rs to 25000rs "depending on the quality". anyways..
  While My car was getting stitches in an open air operating theater. One Man with white beard - colored hair approached to vivek. 


 (He's the story hero)
   
Description: 


White beard (wise man of course),
smelly cat with good clothes on,

hair dyed with Mehdi a month or 2 before

--(now comes the Jesus part)--

One hand was bruised leaving only 'Jadoo' fingers
his body had 5 operations apparently which he was displaying frequently(i wonder if my car could talk she would had hugged him)
which indeed looked like burns all over the body.
with a face as same as #
Zach Galifianakis (hangover ka Yeda)See even you went Awwwww.. 




--(Night Rj stuff)--
 'CON'clusion :-"Meri life itni kharab hoagi hai na by god"
* I was an under water engineer in 'ONGC' mumbai. fixing pipelines

* I am from kolhapur, have been to most part of India, in search of jobs for "DO WAQT KI ROTI"(Dude its copyrighted).
* -See my hands these bruises i had- {paragraph ends} .
* NO i cant go to kolhapur again I have done a 'MATTER' there...
(i can imagine that by the space and mass occupied by you)<--- these are those  loud bubbles that you want to spank people with.
*'My Own Brother took My life'(Rip Grammer)basically Disowned
* -See my hands these bruises i had- {paragraph ends} .
* Now I live at the Begadewadi railway station (seriously Beg a Day wadi that's a hint)
* The Railyway Police there lets me sleep near the ticket counter

* I had 1 wada pav and 1 Parle G From last 3 days
* -See my hands these bruises i had- {paragraph ends} .

--(Demands)---

* Please can you give me good clean clothes , so that i will get a job. I don't ask for more.
* And if possible A barber shop Ride.
(That's all i m asking for)no money- no food - only handsomeness..
#instabegger #OMG #f4f #beggingsmart #whodrivesasantro #rsvphelpline


--(BABA Talks)--
* Dont waste all your saving on your relatives.at least save 25% to yourself . dont give away everting or else you'll be like me(talk in english)O_O

* of all the People only your mother and father are yours baki koi nahi hota (Die Erich Segal/chetan bhagat/...... )
also (long live Saratchandra Chattopadhyay) 


* -See my hands all the these bruises i had-

                              -----The End---
Damn I should have used Celtex its and awesome short story..

ooo(The Confusion)ooo

What If His story is true to what he said___________

;( or ;)